The tooth fairy is an alcoholic.

This all started because the Tooth Fairy is an alcoholic bitch and ADD is actually going to be the disease that kills me. Motherhood is not for the faint of heart it is very very hard. Everyday I learn a new lesson and by the next day I've already forgotten what that lesson was.
  Yesterday's lesson was don't forget something that is very important to your female preteen.  When you have a diver and her bag is at home and the meet is an hour away you have to be  to take what may be the worst case of martyrdom you have ever had to endure.  Now please don't assume that the purchase of a new suit and towel would make her come down from her self imposed cross. In fact that throws gas on the flames. Ok lesson learned.
  Brings us this morning. Eight this morning I hear the sigh outside my bedroom door.  You know the one that every knows, the universal sigh of "you might as well rip my heart out".  I inquire only to be met with the headache answer. Ah yes I failed at something... again.  Then it hits me that stupid tooth that she had been carrying around in a baggy until she came home from her Sugs house. Yes yes that's it. So what's the best my first thing in the morning brain outputs? Put it under my pillow. Yep that's plan. "Mom why did she do that?" I am sure she is a drunk.
Fabulous.
Tooth Fairy guilt money. Thanks