Turns out I'm not bald

  I'm cheap and I hate spending money on beauty expenditures. I wait to wax my eyebrows until my lady comes looking for me. My hair is three different colors and several different lengths. I try really I do. I cut my own bangs and split ends. I dye my own hair and when I haven't chewed them down I paint my own nails.
  I know many other mom's are just like me. We do this because we would rather our kids have the best of everything. In saying this I am frantically praying that this is not a balls spot. Nay a bald crater. I thought it would be a time saver if I bleached my hair while getting the weeks meals prepared.  Separate ten pounds of meat, add a foil. Assemble lunches, add a foil. So on and so on. Rush rush rush. I have to to get Ben's game.
  So hair is rinsed so I can add color when I get home. DAFAQ?!?! How long was that in? My hair fell out in one spot and I don't have time to deal with it. Put a
  Cheer cheer cheer go team. Hurry home and throw the color in. In my mind I decided that if the scalp was at least a color it would be better then plain bald.
  Turns out I'm not bald, just not a hair dresser.
The moral is this... TAKE TIME FOR YOURSELF AND SPEND SOME MONEY ON YOU. Kids are amazing but they are only as amazing as their mom.